You Can Choose Your Bottom
I’m Todd. I’m an alcoholic.
My parents were both the first—and only—people in their respective families to go to college. Not just college: professional degrees. They worked their asses off and built a legitimately good life. Dad had a thriving accounting practice. Mom was a nurse until she had me, then she stayed home and played a lot of tennis. We had a large suburban house, the club memberships, a beach condo, and a lake place. From the outside, it looked like a clean, stable upper-middle class win.









